constance

I've been checking all the links on my list of Spuffy author sites and it's been rather depressing. I've taken out far more dead links than I've added new sites. So if anyone knows any sites that aren't on my list it would really make my day if you'd leave a link. Even if it's a really old site, if it's not on my list I probably haven't seen it before. The complete list is here. There’s still 200 author sites there, not counting a few LJ memories and archive author pages that slipped in.
Not a very Christmassy post, I know. But I've been taking advantage of having a computer. It's getting put in the attic tomorrow to stop the kids spending Christmas playing war games.

Here's some photos of me and my daughter and her aunts and uncles. Because I've just figured out photobucket and I'm feeling rather proud of myself.


( Photos )

And no fic, again. I've written 11 of Dreidel, it's even beta'd, but I think I may have to change a couple of tiny details to fit in with chapter twelve. And my Christmas fic for Noel of Spike just keeps getting longer and longer.

Tada! Some smut. If it seems a little sudden... well I didn't want to risk accidentally writing another chapter of set-up, okay?
I swear, I thought if I could get the characters in bed, the smut would just naturally follow. But then it got all sapppy and didn't feel right. So I got them drunk, and seriously, I thought they'd just start going at it in my head and then I could write that down. But the little bastards started having conversations...
Now they're going to have sex if they want to or not, damnit.
Beta'd by slackerace
Previous chapters here
( Chapter Three )

And here's a random piece of information nobody wants to hear. The string came off my tampon yesterday. Ever tried getting one of those out with a pair of tweezers late on a Friday night?

You know what I hate? That you can't Capitalize user names on LJ. I'm so very anal. So this chapter is beta'd by Slackerace

( Chapter 9 )

( A few fics I've enjoyed the last couple of weeks )

You'll all have read them all, mostly from Seasonal Spuffy. And I've forgotten quite a few, we're blaming my old computer and my laziness at backing up even though it was on the blink for ages.

My little girl's daddy has busted his knee, which means he's stuck round the house. Jen thinks it's Christmas, and I get to run out to the internet cafe when ever I like, toddler free. Aren't other people's injurys great? So more Dreidel, not a brilliant chapter but hey, if you review this time I might even be online tomorrow to reply!

Previous Chapters Here

( Dreidel Chapter Seven )

And a question for anyone who knows how these things work. I've finally got so desperate for some decent TV that I've been thinking about ordering a DVD from Amazon, which is a bit of a new adventure for me. Veronica Mars seems to be the thing most highly recommended but it's not out in the UK. If I bought the American DVD would it work in my English machine?

More Dreidel. Dedicated to dreamsofspike and timeofchange because they've both at some point reviewed one chapter twice. That's the kind of behaviour that makes me feel like an indolent selfish bitch. On that theme I woke my daughter up at five thirty this morning so she'd have a nap in her buggy while I was posting this and catching up with my flist. I'm a bad Mother.
( Dreidel )

My little half-brother found my fanfiction.net account. Bad. Don't know how, the only thing I can think of is I sent him an e-mail from the wrong hotmail account and he googled it or something. My real name isn't Constance (that happens to be my Maternal Grandmother's maiden name) so he couldn't have known it, I picked a fake one for this very reason. Even worse, he left me a review for Sweet Dreams (the fic with the blowjob!), which he so isn't old enough to be reading. He's only fifteen (and six foot four, I can't express how annoying that is), I shouldn't really have posted that at ffnet in the first place, it's just wrong and icky to have my little brother reading the porn what I wrote. So I've taken my stuff down from ffnet, and I'm hoping he hasn't found my LJ the same way, don't think so because I've not had any fatuous comments. Though if you're reading, Bill, you might want to remember I have many embarrassing stories from your childhood, with photos, and the MSN names of many of your school friends. And if you ever want to visit Oxford and drink beer and eat junk food and watch 18 rated movies ever again... Tell no-one.

I suppose I started it. The last time I stayed down in Bath he left himself signed in to MySpace and I may have made one or two adjustments to his profile. And chatted to a few of his MSN buddies. It's not like they didn't know it wasn't him, 'cause I can spell. And occasionally use a grammatically correct sentence.

I have no computer. I could write for a long time on my string of recent computer tradgedies but the conclusion of all my whining would be - I have no fic. And I'm unlikely to have any for a few weeks. I have stuff written, in the oldfashioned way, I've abandoned nothing, I just can't get from the biro to the binary code. Apologies (as usual) for the comments I haven't replied to or have only just replied to. Did I say I'd have the rest of Cumulari up in a week or two? Oops. *runs away guiltily*

It's my day on Seasonal Spuff, which was scaring the pants off me yesterday but I managed to actually post something, so that's a start. And I'm posting it again here, just because.

This is my alternative to the botched resurrection spell post The Body. First of two loosely connected posts.
Rating: PG-13. Maybe R, but only for swearing.
Beta'd by: slackerace

( Not Quite Forever )