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[constance_b]

My little half-brother found my fanfiction.net account. Bad. Don't know how, the only thing I can think of is I sent him an e-mail from the wrong hotmail account and he googled it or something. My real name isn't Constance (that happens to be my Maternal Grandmother's maiden name) so he couldn't have known it, I picked a fake one for this very reason. Even worse, he left me a review for Sweet Dreams (the fic with the blowjob!), which he so isn't old enough to be reading. He's only fifteen (and six foot four, I can't express how annoying that is), I shouldn't really have posted that at ffnet in the first place, it's just wrong and icky to have my little brother reading the porn what I wrote. So I've taken my stuff down from ffnet, and I'm hoping he hasn't found my LJ the same way, don't think so because I've not had any fatuous comments. Though if you're reading, Bill, you might want to remember I have many embarrassing stories from your childhood, with photos, and the MSN names of many of your school friends. And if you ever want to visit Oxford and drink beer and eat junk food and watch 18 rated movies ever again... Tell no-one.

I suppose I started it. The last time I stayed down in Bath he left himself signed in to MySpace and I may have made one or two adjustments to his profile. And chatted to a few of his MSN buddies. It's not like they didn't know it wasn't him, 'cause I can spell. And occasionally use a grammatically correct sentence.